Acta est fabula, plaudite!*

It's finished,
i mean to say that i finished changing over my webpage from a corperate advertisment to what i always wanted it to be.
semi-retirement, brought on by a sudden move and an increased lack of interest.

it's not to say i will never perform again. Once you have 3000 people scream your name it's hard to turn away from it forever.

but lets look at the numbers**, shall we.

number of shows = 1500
net income = i have no idea
fire eating stunts = 45 000
contact fire stunts = 30 000
fire breaths = 30 000
people attending shows = over half a million
most miles travelled to perform = 12 000


thats a good run , nothing to be ashamed of.

my spurs are on the shelf . if i can find a nail i'll hang them up.
but tonight i'm going to celebrate with some performer friends so this may all change.
never say never gentle reader.




*The play is over, applaud!
** approximate